tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-52825670960444978252011-07-08T03:20:51.686-07:00Marcelo Pereirahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06112400755551977362noreply@blogger.comBlogger91100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5282567096044497825.post-23972299637926408962010-07-15T09:07:00.000-07:002010-07-15T10:03:12.599-07:00<a href="http://cheezburger.com/View/2798633728"><img src="http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2009/11/3/129017645992590854.jpg" id="'_r_a_2798633728'" title="'must....." alt="'must....." /></a><div>Não... posso... piscar!!!!</div><div><br /></div><div><a href="http://cheezburger.com/View/2799475968"><img src="http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2009/11/3/129017767184345255.jpg" id="'_r_a_2799475968'" title="'Ewe" alt="'Ewe" /></a></div><div>Você não pode passar!</div><div><br /></div><div><a href="http://cheezburger.com/View/2799883520"><img src="http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2009/11/3/129017845805227644.jpg" id="'_r_a_2799883520'" title="'So" alt="'So" /></a></div><div>Até mais otário! Divirta-se lavando isso aí!</div><div><br /></div><div><a href="http://cheezburger.com/View/2800053504"><img src="http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2009/11/3/129017904002075791.jpg" id="'_r_a_2800053504'" title="'an" alt="'an" /></a></div><div>Então eu vou ser desse tamanho algum dia!</div><div><br /></div><div><a href="http://cheezburger.com/View/2800015360"><img src="http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2009/11/3/129017888167454629.jpg" id="'_r_a_2800015360'" title="'Okay," alt="'Okay," /></a></div><div>Ok, eles vão estar de volta em 3 horas. Tem que ser tempo suficiente para descobrir como funciona o abridor de latas.</div><div><br /></div><div><a href="http://cheezburger.com/View/2800010496"><img src="http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2009/11/3/129017887048853720.jpg" id="_r_a_2800010496" title="Come out here an say dat! C" mon="" tuff="" alt="Come out here an say dat! C" /></a></div><div>Vem aqui fora falar isso! Vamo lá durão!!</div><div><br /></div><div><a href="http://cheezburger.com/View/2851155456"><img src="http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2009/11/16/129029010814492336.jpg" id="_r_a_2851155456" title="You sure there" s="" not="" enough="" room="" on="" the="" couch="" for="" us="" alt="You sure there" /></a></div><div>"Você tem CERTEZA que não tem espaço suficiente pra nós dois nesse sofá?"... "Positivo."</div><div><br /></div><div><a href="http://cheezburger.com/View/2816072960"><img src="http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2009/11/7/129021312682365980.jpg" id="_r_a_2816072960" title="Making cheezburger Step 1:" alt="Making cheezburger Step 1:" /></a></div><div>Fazendo cheezburger: passo 1.</div><div><br /></div><div><a href="http://cheezburger.com/View/2803835392"><img src="http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2009/11/4/129018717993157488.jpg" id="_r_a_2803835392" title="It" s="" tu="" erly="" for="" this="" cute="" kitteh="" alt="It" /></a></div><div>Tá muito cedo pra esse negócio de gatinho fofinho.</div><div><br /></div><div><a href="http://cheezburger.com/View/2846138368"><img src="http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2009/11/15/129027900453951426.jpg" id="_r_a_2846138368" title="Mairee Krissmis" alt="Mairee Krissmis" /></a></div><div>"Feliz nataaal!" "Feliz ano noovo!" "Beija meu rabo".</div><div><br /></div><div><a href="http://cheezburger.com/View/1897432832"><img src="http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2009/3/18/128819058869716214.jpg" id="_r_a_1897432832" title="Am I supposed to be impressed? I makes six at a time." alt="Am I supposed to be impressed? I makes six at a time." /></a></div><div>Eu deveria estar impressionado? Eu faço 6 de uma vez.</div><div><br /></div><div><a href="http://cheezburger.com/View/2692881408"><img src="http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2009/10/5/128992624348103733.jpg" id="_r_a_2692881408" title="Cloaking device . . . off" alt="Cloaking device . . . off" /></a></div><div>Camuflagem... desligar.</div><div><br /></div><div><a href="http://cheezburger.com/View/2696308480"><img src="http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2009/10/6/128993655564076787.jpg" id="_r_a_2696308480" title="Since u iz already up, cud u gets me a drink of waterz?" alt="Since u iz already up, cud u gets me a drink of waterz?" /></a></div><div>Já que você está de pé, você poderia me trazer um copo d'água? Obrigado...</div><div><br /></div><div><a href="http://cheezburger.com/View/2843608576"><img src="http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2009/11/14/129027241519085223.jpg" id="_r_a_2843608576" title="Patience, Grasshopper. Let the mailman come to YOU." alt="Patience, Grasshopper. Let the mailman come to YOU." /></a></div><div>Tenha paciência, Grasshopper. Deixe que o carteiro venha até você.</div><div><br /></div><div><a href="http://cheezburger.com/View/2756534528"><img src="http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2009/10/23/129008244035906679.jpg" id="_r_a_2756534528" title="doh" alt="doh" /></a></div><div>Doooo... réééé... MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!</div><div><br /></div><div><a href="'http://cheezburger.com/View/2852214784'"><img src="'http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2009/11/17/129029399229657069.jpg'" id="'_r_a_2852214784'" title="'Patience" alt="'Patience" /></a></div><div>Paciência parece não estar funcionando...</div><div><br /></div><div><a href="'http://cheezburger.com/View/2853803264'"><img src="'http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2009/11/17/129029720077039888.jpg'" id="'_r_a_2853803264'" title="'INVISIBLE" alt="'INVISIBLE" /></a></div><div>Escada invisível</div><div><br /></div><div><a href="'http://cheezburger.com/View/2876235264'"><img src="'http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2009/11/23/129034852948158061.jpg'" id="'_r_a_2876235264'" title="'someone" alt="'someone" /></a></div><div>Por favor, alguém aperte play.</div><div><br /></div><div><a href="'http://cheezburger.com/View/2872516352'"><img src="'http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2009/11/22/129033984201794083.jpg'" id="'_r_a_2872516352'" title="'Is" alt="'Is" /></a></div><div>Algum problema, oficial?</div><div><br /></div><div><a href="'http://cheezburger.com/View/2862754560'"><img src="'http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2009/11/19/129031682457112171.jpg'" id="'_r_a_2862754560'" title="'Don't" alt="'Don't" /></a></div><div>Não arqueie as costas pra mim rapazinho, eu sou sua mãe!</div><div><br /></div><div><a href="'http://cheezburger.com/View/2929442304'"><img src="'http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2009/12/7/129046841359075109.jpg'" id="'_r_a_2929442304'" title="'Ur" alt="'Ur" /></a></div><div>Sua mesa está pronta. Por aqui, senhor...</div><div><br /></div><div><a href="'http://cheezburger.com/View/2974303232'"><img src="'http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2009/12/19/129057496440876453.jpg'" id="'_r_a_2974303232'" title="'i" alt="'i" /></a></div><div>Eu sinto um distúrbio na força.</div><div><br /></div><div><a href="'http://cheezburger.com/View/2974435328'"><img src="'http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2009/12/19/129057522979754284.jpg'" id="'_r_a_2974435328'" title="'invisible" alt="'invisible" /></a></div><div><br /></div><div><a href="'http://cheezburger.com/View/2940809728'"><img src="'http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2009/12/10/129049442860598466.jpg'" id="'_r_a_2940809728'" title="'Run!" alt="'Run!" /></a></div><div>Corra! Salve-se!</div><div><br /></div><div><a href="'http://cheezburger.com/View/2939172096'"><img src="'http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2009/12/9/129048907662971446.jpg'" id="'_r_a_2939172096'" title="'Kid," alt="'Kid," /></a></div><div>"Garoto, eu não faria isso... nah, deixa ele aprender do jeito difícil."</div><div><br /></div><div><a href="'http://cheezburger.com/View/2970591232'"><img src="'http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2009/12/18/129056590476171100.jpg'" id="'_r_a_2970591232'" title="'OMG!" alt="'OMG!" /></a></div><div>OH MEU DEUS! Seus dentes são removíveis!?</div><div><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5282567096044497825-2397229963792640896?l=cecelowblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Marcelo Pereirahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06112400755551977362noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5282567096044497825.post-1644210458163535782009-09-11T20:47:00.001-07:002009-09-11T21:05:36.618-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/funny-pictures-fish-cannot-hold-breath-forever.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 533px;" src="http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/funny-pictures-fish-cannot-hold-breath-forever.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">"Vou esperar... o peixinho não pode segurar o fôlego pra sempre."</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/funny-pictures-blind-cat-reads-braille.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 293px; height: 410px;" src="http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/funny-pictures-blind-cat-reads-braille.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">"Gatinho cego lê em braille."</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/funny-pictures-cats-learn-anatomy.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 499px; height: 374px;" src="http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/funny-pictures-cats-learn-anatomy.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">"-Se chama cauda. -É bom pra quê? -Não sei ainda..."</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/funny-pictures-baby-leopard-wants-to-come-live-with-you.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 375px; height: 500px;" src="http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/funny-pictures-baby-leopard-wants-to-come-live-with-you.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">"Posso vir morar com você? Prometo que ficarei deste tamanho."</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/funny-pictures-cat-cleans-ferret.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 500px; height: 332px;" src="http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/funny-pictures-cat-cleans-ferret.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">"Só estou limpando ele. Eu juro."</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/funny-pictures-prisoner-cat-will-let-you-go.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 384px; height: 512px;" src="http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/funny-pictures-prisoner-cat-will-let-you-go.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">"Não se preocupe comigo. Apenas vá, vá."</div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="text-decoration: underline;"><br /></span></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/funny-pictures-planet-needs-superkitten.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 500px; height: 375px;" src="http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/funny-pictures-planet-needs-superkitten.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">"Tenho que ir. Meu planeta precisa de mim."</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/funny-pictures-kitten-is-excited-about-bacon.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 500px; height: 332px;" src="http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/funny-pictures-kitten-is-excited-about-bacon.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">"Meeu deeeeus!!! Bacon!!!!"</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/funny-pictures-kittens-ask-if-this-face-would-lie-to-you.jpg?w=450&amp;h=516"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 450px; height: 516px;" src="http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/funny-pictures-kittens-ask-if-this-face-would-lie-to-you.jpg?w=450&amp;h=516" border="0" alt="" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">"Não fomos nós. Este rosto mentiria pra você?"</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5282567096044497825-164421045816353578?l=cecelowblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Marcelo Pereirahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06112400755551977362noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5282567096044497825.post-65261774433966465262009-09-11T20:32:00.001-07:002009-09-11T20:46:23.819-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/funny-pictures-cat-suggests-playtime.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 500px; height: 625px;" src="http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/funny-pictures-cat-suggests-playtime.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">"Esqueça o Wii, brinque comigo."</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/funny-pictures-cat-pretends-to-be-bird.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 500px; height: 375px;" src="http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/funny-pictures-cat-pretends-to-be-bird.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">"Piu, piu."</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/funny-pictures-kitten-does-not-want-to-go-to-school.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 500px; height: 375px;" src="http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/funny-pictures-kitten-does-not-want-to-go-to-school.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">"Não quero ir pra escolha... os outros gatinhos são malvados."</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/funny-pictures-cat-wonders-who-he-is-licking.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 499px; height: 374px;" src="http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/funny-pictures-cat-wonders-who-he-is-licking.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">"Espera aí! Se não é você e não sou eu, quem eu estou lambendo?"</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/funny-pictures-kitten-wonders-if-beautiful-meal-is-for-him.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 499px; height: 374px;" src="http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/funny-pictures-kitten-wonders-if-beautiful-meal-is-for-him.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">"Pra mim???"</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/funny-pictures-kittens-grandmother-made-a-sweater.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 500px; height: 431px;" src="http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/funny-pictures-kittens-grandmother-made-a-sweater.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">"Minha vó que fez..."</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/funny-pictures-cat-teaches-you-the-internet.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 500px; height: 333px;" src="http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/funny-pictures-cat-teaches-you-the-internet.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">"Você entende a Internet agora? Ou precisa de mais lições?"</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/funny-pictures-mom-lion-yells-at-offspring.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 499px; height: 399px;" src="http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/funny-pictures-mom-lion-yells-at-offspring.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">"Não me interessa quem começou! Eu vou terminar com isso!"</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/funny-pictures-cat-wonders-if-you-are-going-to-eat-rabbit.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 500px; height: 372px;" src="http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/funny-pictures-cat-wonders-if-you-are-going-to-eat-rabbit.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">"Com licença. Você vai comer isso?"</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5282567096044497825-6526177443396646526?l=cecelowblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Marcelo Pereirahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06112400755551977362noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5282567096044497825.post-22331625855325054182009-09-11T20:16:00.001-07:002009-09-11T20:30:53.328-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/funny-pictures-parent-cats-tell-you-you-are-grounded.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 499px; height: 666px;" src="http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/funny-pictures-parent-cats-tell-you-you-are-grounded.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">"Já passa das 10. Você está de castigo."</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://menorde18anosnovolante.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/gatos_funnypictures_f_008.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 300px; height: 390px;" src="http://menorde18anosnovolante.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/gatos_funnypictures_f_008.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">"Eu te fiz um biscoito... mas eu comi."</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://menorde18anosnovolante.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/gatos_funnypictures_f_007.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 440px; height: 320px;" src="http://menorde18anosnovolante.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/gatos_funnypictures_f_007.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">"LA LA LA não estou te ouvindo..."</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://menorde18anosnovolante.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/funny-pictures-cat-baking-bowl1.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 450px; height: 340px;" src="http://menorde18anosnovolante.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/funny-pictures-cat-baking-bowl1.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">"Que foi? Tô ajudando."</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://ihasahotdog.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/funny-dog-pictures-cat-seen.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 500px; height: 666px;" src="http://ihasahotdog.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/funny-dog-pictures-cat-seen.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">"O gato? Não, não o vi."</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://talentedapps.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/funny-pictures-curtain-ninja-cat.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 500px; height: 375px;" src="http://talentedapps.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/funny-pictures-curtain-ninja-cat.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">"Habilidades ninja... eu as tenho."</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://pure-essence.net/stuff/ICHC/funny-pictures-interesting-cat.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 438px; height: 440px;" src="http://pure-essence.net/stuff/ICHC/funny-pictures-interesting-cat.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">"...interessante..."</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://stuff.pyzam.com/funnypics/8/urnext.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 526px; height: 379px;" src="http://stuff.pyzam.com/funnypics/8/urnext.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">"Você é o próximo."</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://pure-essence.net/stuff/ICHC/funny-pictures-good-evil-cats.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 500px; height: 332px;" src="http://pure-essence.net/stuff/ICHC/funny-pictures-good-evil-cats.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">"Alguns nascem bons, outro nascem maus."</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://pure-essence.net/stuff/ICHC/displannotwo128392317581093750.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 461px; height: 495px;" src="http://pure-essence.net/stuff/ICHC/displannotwo128392317581093750.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">"Este plano não funcionou como eu esperava."</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5282567096044497825-2233162585532505418?l=cecelowblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Marcelo Pereirahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06112400755551977362noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5282567096044497825.post-44312668979646260242009-09-11T20:03:00.000-07:002009-09-11T20:15:36.115-07:00<div><br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/funny-pictures-cat-talk-to-the-hand.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 500px; height: 375px;" src="http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/funny-pictures-cat-talk-to-the-hand.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">"Fala com a minha mão!"</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://abovethelaw.com/funny-pictures-cat-loves-food.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 500px; height: 340px;" src="http://abovethelaw.com/funny-pictures-cat-loves-food.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">"Eu te amo, comida."</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://static.pyzam.com/img/funnypics/animals/pan1.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 459px; height: 306px;" src="http://static.pyzam.com/img/funnypics/animals/pan1.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">"As vozes estão me dizendo para matar você."</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://static.pyzam.com/img/funnypics/animals/fun12.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 381px;" src="http://static.pyzam.com/img/funnypics/animals/fun12.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">"Jesus Cristo! É um leão!!! ENTRE NO CARRO!"</div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/funny-pictures-cat-has-come-back-for-his-love.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 318px; height: 416px;" src="http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/funny-pictures-cat-has-come-back-for-his-love.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">"Eu disse que voltaria por você."</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.nerdsinlove.com.br/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/funny-pictures-proceed-cat.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 500px; height: 470px;" src="http://www.nerdsinlove.com.br/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/funny-pictures-proceed-cat.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">"...prossiga."</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/funny-pictures-cat-hosts-a-radio-show.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 499px; height: 463px;" src="http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/funny-pictures-cat-hosts-a-radio-show.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">"Provando... quer dizer... testando 1-2-3!"</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5282567096044497825-4431266897964626024?l=cecelowblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Marcelo Pereirahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06112400755551977362noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5282567096044497825.post-31450980269741654122009-05-17T21:00:00.000-07:002009-05-17T21:20:22.980-07:00Caraca! Como vocês podem ver eu tô viciado em Glory Opera =D. Eles são muito bons, cacete! Tô postando o vídeo do batera deles tocando a música First Hunting do álbum Equilibrium. A música é sobre um personagem desconhecido (um índio provavelmente) que vai à floresta para a sua primeira caçada. Ele entra sozinho na mata quando percebe que uma cobra gigante rasteja sorrateiramente na escuridão por trás dele (noooooooooooooooossa, cobra gigante por trás é dose hein =P). Eles se embolam numa luta sangrenta e no final ele bebe o sangue da cobra e essa coisa toda de guerreiro indígena do metaaaal \m/. É isso aí, enquanto o índio se embola com a cobra gigante no meio do mato, Helmut Quacken se embola com a bateria e é briga feia. Falows!<div><br /></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">First Hunting</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">Glory Opera</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;"><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: normal;">The jungle breaths under the rain</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: normal;">Hiding secrets that I want to see</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: normal;">A legendary giant snake</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: normal;">Stalks after me in silence</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: normal;">In my first hunting I'm alone</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: normal;">The forest screams my name</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: normal;">This must be done</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: normal;">Running across the dark old trees</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: normal;">I feel the death behind me</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: normal;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: normal;">One lives, the other dies now</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: normal;">Face to face, hunter and prey</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: normal;">That's the time to prove my strain</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: normal;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: normal;">Shredded skin, the fight begins</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: normal;">We are alike, the man and the beast</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: normal;">So much blood, I can't avoid the sore</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: normal;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: normal;">The next struggle will reveal if I'll win</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: normal;">Wait the last second, it will last forever</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: normal;">See the thin line of life pushin' away</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: normal;">Some force from within</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: normal;">Tell me to feel no fear</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: normal;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: normal;">One lived, the other died now</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: normal;">Eye to eye, hunter and prey</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: normal;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: normal;">There is only place for me</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: normal;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: normal;">Healed skin, the fight is done</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: normal;">We were alike, now i'm alone</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: normal;">I drink your fresh warm blood</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: normal;">Under a full moon,</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: normal;">The first hunting comin' true!</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: normal;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: normal;">E claro, não deixem de ver esse vídeo. É muito foda.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: normal;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" white-space: pre; font-family:Arial;font-size:10px;"><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/oST0O3YFfRU&amp;hl=pt-br&amp;fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/oST0O3YFfRU&amp;hl=pt-br&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object></span><br /></span></div></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5282567096044497825-3145098026974165412?l=cecelowblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Marcelo Pereirahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06112400755551977362noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5282567096044497825.post-27407807921299223312009-05-17T07:26:00.000-07:002009-05-17T08:48:50.631-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_T2Ex4hQrbZM/ShAgasxwvjI/AAAAAAAAAAU/4PxOiuF4BQI/s1600-h/mmout2003-f28b.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 300px; height: 202px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_T2Ex4hQrbZM/ShAgasxwvjI/AAAAAAAAAAU/4PxOiuF4BQI/s320/mmout2003-f28b.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5336801201502600754" /></a><br />A música fala sobre o <a href="http://www.pime.org.br/mundoemissao/culturaculdanca.htm">ritual da tucandeira</a> onde o curumim dança até o amanhecer com a mão calçando uma luva cheia de formigas tucandeiras. Dizem que a ferrada dessa formiga é extremamente dolorosa. Na música o curumim submete-se ao rito de passagem onde ao final se tornará um homem e o futuro líder da tribo.<div>Aí vai a letra da música.</div><div><br /></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">Ants of Fire</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic; ">Glory Opera</span></div><div><br /></div><div><div>This pain within, that makes me wish to fall</div><div>Draining my strength away, it burns inside.</div><div>I won’t faint now, it’s the last ritual</div><div>Both shaman and my father will be proud.</div><div><br /></div><div>Bridge</div><div>Near the very end, I smile.</div><div>Clear visions I see, ancient spirits of my tribe.</div><div>I shed no tears.</div><div>It’s almost done, the sun’s about to rise,</div><div>Lightening the paths I have to ride.</div><div><br /></div><div>I’m a warrior prince, just like my ancestors,</div><div>The “curumin” has died in my heart’s core.</div><div><br /></div><div>Bridge</div><div>Feel the stormy wind cry out.</div><div>Take these gloves away from me, drown the ants down in the river.</div><div><br /></div><div>Chorus</div><div>The ritual is done,</div><div>Reborn on the leaves of dawn.</div><div>I’ll lead this tribe, they’re blood from my blood.</div><div>I’ll be their guide, to bring all the glory again.</div><div><br /></div><div>See that moon over me, ask for nothing but freedom</div><div>All this land belong to us, my friends.</div><div><br /></div><div>Pra quem quiser ouvir (recomendo):</div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" white-space: pre; font-family:Arial;font-size:10px;"><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/gjHYXYyZopg&amp;hl=pt-br&amp;fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/gjHYXYyZopg&amp;hl=pt-br&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object></span><br /></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5282567096044497825-2740780792129922331?l=cecelowblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Marcelo Pereirahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06112400755551977362noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5282567096044497825.post-17634840224824751342009-05-10T21:08:00.000-07:002009-05-10T21:21:48.925-07:00<div>Música do Glory Opera, uma banda de prog metal de Manaus apresentada a mim pelo Magrelow! Sempre com novidades metaleiras de última hora. Essa bate lá no fundo (bate mais no fundo pra certas pessoas do que pra outras, se é que vocês me entendem ¬¬). Sim, essa música foi postada por algum motivo... a Gatinha sabe qual é (6).</div><div><br /></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">Spirits of Sorrow</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(84, 85, 89); font-family: Verdana; font-size: 12px; font-weight: normal; line-height: 16px; ">I tried so many ways<br />To free my heart from you<br />I fear all was in vain<br />Seduced by the unknown<br />You changed so much inside<br />A plague seized my soul<br /><br />I wait for you on the dusking day<br />My spirit lies in sorrow<br />The love survived but I'm still afraid<br />Of the truth behind<br />What happened to you?<br /><br />(chorus)<br />I will whisper to you<br />Through birds and all the living creatures<br />But you will never know<br />That it's my voice what you hear<br /><br />I tried so many ways<br />To free my heart from you<br />I fear all was in vain...<br /><br />For you I'd stay away forever</span><br /></span></div><div><br /></div><div>Quem estiver interessado em ouvir... vão comprar o CD seus lisos! Abaixo a pirataria!!! =P</div><div>Te amo gatinha S2 =***</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5282567096044497825-1763484022482475134?l=cecelowblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Marcelo Pereirahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06112400755551977362noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5282567096044497825.post-15218008990362922772009-05-10T21:05:00.000-07:002009-05-10T21:07:19.928-07:00Minha primeira postagem. Vamo ver se eu consigo manter um blog?<div>Então tá =D. Espero vocês nas próximas postagens. Abraços e tchau!</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5282567096044497825-1521800899036292277?l=cecelowblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Marcelo Pereirahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06112400755551977362noreply@blogger.com2